Back in February, I did a crazy thing. At least it was more libido-driven rather than using my rational mind…

So, I fired up my Grindr around 6:00 pm in the evening and connected with a young guy named Ryan who was visiting Seattle. He was busy celebrating his “birthday” and so was getting the evening started with friends. He said that he would text me later to see if I was free to hook-up. I told him that was fine, but that I had a flight to get ready for at 5:00 am that next morning.

Around 1:30 am, I receive a text from him and he wanted to hook-up with me. He was staying with his friend in Belltown, only about 5-10 minutes away. So, in a half-asleep/half-horny state, I invited him over.

Stats:

• Where did we meet: Grindr
• Age: 19
• Height: 5’10”
• Weight: 138 lbs
• Ethnicity: White guy, dark brown hair and brown eyes.
• Position: Bottom mostly, I think.
• Penis Size: 6.5″
• Best quality: He wore glasses and resembled a cute Geek.

He arrived after 2:15 am and we sorta hit it off. We started making out on my couch when suddenly he turns to me and says: “I need to pee.” So, I excused him and he went to the bathroom to do his business. A moment later, we were at it again, making out on my couch. About 5 minutes later, he told me that he had to pee again. So off he went to pee in the bathroom. Now I was fully awake and getting irritable. Ryan was obviously drunk and wasted – and quickly becoming a HUGE turn-off for me. We continued making out and he kept passing out. I sighed and got him off to quickly end the whole thing. He turned to me and asked me if I wanted to get off. I said “Nope.”

He proceeded to get comfortable and was about to fall asleep. Severely irritated, I never let anyone sleep over, let alone a one night stand. SO, I woke him up and told him that he had to go. He looked at me and frowned. I could tell he was obviously tired, but I wanted him the fuck out of my apartment. I told him that I’d call him a cab and he was happy about that. Unfortunately, I only had $2 in my wallet for cab fare. I gave him the $2 and sent him on his merry way.

By then it was close to 3:45 am in the morning. Lessons learned here was: Don’t get tempted with twink meat no matter how horny you are. The folly of youth is only going to make you realize how old you are and how you can no longer tolerate stupidity. Ryan was a $2 whore who didn’t even make me come.