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Hook-Up Guy #6: Andy

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Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Craigslist
  • Age: 26
  • Height: 6’2″
  • Weight: 90 kg
  • Ethnicity: White guy, light brown hair
  • Position: Top/Straight
  • Penis Size: 7″ Uncut
  • Best quality: Accent

Andy was an Aussie from Sydney. He was a curious married guy who wanted to do some mutual j/o. I obliged. In the room, he was a little nervous. He had turned down my first invitation, but his libido got the best of him and he finally succumbed. 

He was a relatively attractive gentleman. He was working late and told his wife he was having drinks with friends. I wondered how often he did this “after work” thing. He told me that he only played around with a guy once “a long time ago” and has been curious ever since. 

We laid in the bed next to each other fully clothed. He was dressed in a full business suit & tie. He removed his jacket and tie and we watched television and chatted for a bit. 

He proceeded to touch my groin. I was fully clothed still and thought: He must be telling the truth! He is new at this! I smiled at him. I found him attractive, but I wasn’t really aroused. I just let him massage me, still wearing my pants. I moved my hand to his groin and proceeded to massage him the same way with his pants on. He obviously was more into this than I was.

After about 20 seconds, he said: “Ah, fuck it.” And quickly pulled off his pants and underwear. He originally didn’t want any skin-on-skin contact, but I could tell he was so horny and that this opportunity for him wouldn’t come again any time soon.

He was raging hard. His uncut cock was fully stretched. He laid back and let me touch him. He quickly unbuckled my pants and pulled down my zipper and I felt his hand wrap around me. He stroked.

And I stroked. Not more than a minute and he asked me to slow down/stop because he was close to coming. He was definitely a virgin for gay experiences. I wondered if his wife got him this excited.

I paused a moment and then continued. It was about 2 more minutes when he told me he was about to cum. He moaned. I stroked him and he exploded all over my hand. 

I got up and went to the bathroom to grab a towel. I came back and cleaned him up. At this point, I didn’t really feel like getting off at all. Something about a nervous straight married man who is too excited to hold on – didn’t really turn me on. I cleaned up and put on my clothes.

He did the same. But as he was doing this, he kept apologizing to me for being so lame and boring. He also nervously started telling me how he’s glad he got this out of his system and that he’s not going to ever do this again. He kept saying Sorry to me. Yeah, I definitely wasn’t turned on at all at this point.

He thanked me and went on his way.

The moral of the story is: don’t be the first guy for first-time curious straight married men. Let someone else initiate them to sexual awakening. Maybe after 2 or 3 times, they’ll be more comfortable and the sex could be more satisfying…at least for me!

Hook-Up Guy #5

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Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Grindr
  • Age: 26
  • Height: 5’10”
  • Weight: 138 lbs
  • Ethnicity: White guy, dirty blonde
  • Position: Top
  • Penis Size: 7″
  • Best quality: Body and cock

He told me his name was “Tom” but I highly doubt that. This was a straight guy with a girlfriend who was really nervous to meet, but I could tell he was super horny. Being discreet was extremely important to him. He works for a non-profit supposedly. Really handsome and sexy guy. Very fit. Very tight body. Beautiful abs and a gorgeous cock.

To this day, I still crave him and would love to hook-up again. The one cool thing I remembered was that he wanted to undress me slowly and so I let him. I could tell he was very into me and got immediately aroused. This session was definitely a quickie. He couldn’t hold on too long at all. This is a noticeable trait for a “straight” guy. It’s so hot and exciting for them that they last 10-15 minutes top.

I was in a rush anyway, so I was happy he came pretty quick.

Yep, I still wonder about “Tom” and his wonderful cock. Sigh.

Hook-Up Guy #4

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One weekend I decided to respond to an ad on Craigslist. Married White Male, alone for the weekend, wife was away on travel. He seemed nice via e-mail, but was your typical “straight/married” guy who wouldn’t send photos for fear of getting caught.

So, I went over to his house in Lower Queen Anne, near Kerry Park. The house was a gorgeous home with a beautifully landscaped yard. He had a rather large dog which was overly friendly and wanted to play with me.

Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Craigslist
  • Age: 40 (but looked way older)
  • Height: 6′
  • Weight: 185 lbs
  • Ethnicity: White guy, light blonde (or grey)
  • Position: Top
  • Penis Size: 6″
  • Best quality: Gentleman qualities

What freaked me out a bit was that he said he had a furnished basement and he lured me down there. Stupid, I know. But when hormones overwhelm you, all rational judgment gets locked away. In retrospect, he could have been a serial killer and I could have easily ended up on the evening news.

But fortunate for me, he was just a horny married man who wanted to fool around with a guy before his wife came home.

And so, fool around we did. From what I recall, he had a decent body, but he definitely was older than what he was describing on his personal ad. This turned me off big time. There comes a point in a man’s life when you can no longer pass for a certain age. My time will come; your time will come; and his time came and went.

He looked 10 years older than the age he was describing himself as. But this was a “rare” married guy wanting to get off – so for the interest of all gay men – I made sure to give him the best experience possible that his wife couldn’t give him.

When all was said and done. I thanked him and went my merry way.

The funny thing is that married men having gay sex is not actually a rare thing. It happens quite often, more so now that gay culture is so widely accepted. This guy was an executive with some free time on his hands. He probably has two kids that he’s raising on top of all this.

You’re probably telling yourself: a married guy with kids having gay sex has got to be gay. Well… yes and no. The difference with a married guy having sex with a guy and a gay guy having sex with a guy most often has to do with the heart. The married guy was just probably going through the physical act without caring about who I was. It was the lust, libido and the heat of the moment driving him. For a gay guy, there is all that, plus a tiny connection/attraction to the guy they are having sex with. For convenience sake, I will describe this as a “heart connection”. Even though its tiny and insignificant for some, the connection is there. It’s what draws you to that hot guy in the first place.

This married guy’s heart connection is most likely with his wife. He had none with me. So, no matter how many times he’s hooked up with men; his wife, ironically, still has his heart. Is it still cheating? Hell, yes. But that’s not my problem.

I’m just here to get off.

Hook-Up Guy #3

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Back in February, I did a crazy thing. At least it was more libido-driven rather than using my rational mind…

So, I fired up my Grindr around 6:00 pm in the evening and connected with a young guy named Ryan who was visiting Seattle. He was busy celebrating his “birthday” and so was getting the evening started with friends. He said that he would text me later to see if I was free to hook-up. I told him that was fine, but that I had a flight to get ready for at 5:00 am that next morning.

Around 1:30 am, I receive a text from him and he wanted to hook-up with me. He was staying with his friend in Belltown, only about 5-10 minutes away. So, in a half-asleep/half-horny state, I invited him over.

Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Grindr
  • Age: 19
  • Height: 5’10”
  • Weight: 138 lbs
  • Ethnicity: White guy, dark brown hair and brown eyes.
  • Position: Bottom mostly, I think.
  • Penis Size: 6.5″
  • Best quality: He wore glasses and resembled a cute Geek.

He arrived after 2:15 am and we sorta hit it off. We started making out on my couch when suddenly he turns to me and says: “I need to pee.” So, I excused him and he went to the bathroom to do his business. A moment later, we were at it again, making out on my couch. About 5 minutes later, he told me that he had to pee again. So off he went to pee in the bathroom. Now I was fully awake and getting irritable. Ryan was obviously drunk and wasted – and quickly becoming a HUGE turn-off for me. We continued making out and he kept passing out. I sighed and got him off to quickly end the whole thing. He turned to me and asked me if I wanted to get off. I said “Nope.”

He proceeded to get comfortable and was about to fall asleep. Severely irritated, I never let anyone sleep over, let alone a one night stand. SO, I woke him up and told him that he had to go. He looked at me and frowned. I could tell he was obviously tired, but I wanted him the fuck out of my apartment. I told him that I’d call him a cab and he was happy about that. Unfortunately, I only had $2 in my wallet for cab fare. I gave him the $2 and sent him on his merry way.

By then it was close to 3:45 am in the morning. Lessons learned here was: Don’t get tempted with twink meat no matter how horny you are. The folly of youth is only going to make you realize how old you are and how you can no longer tolerate stupidity. Ryan was a $2 whore who didn’t even make me come.

Hook-Up Guy #2

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Hook-Up Guy #2 was named Joey.

I should have known by his awkward dialogue that this would only be a one-time hook-up. We had lunch in a nearby food court and he seemed nice at first. But that was only temporary.

Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Grindr
  • Age: 41
  • Height: 6′
  • Weight: 180 lbs
  • Hair Color: Black
  • Position: Unknown, I would guess that he’s a top
  • Penis Size: 10″
  • Best quality: He likes Comic Books

His ethnic background was Middle Eastern or Greek. I’m generally only attracted to White men, but I’ve had attraction towards other cultures. My Ex was a Latino hybrid and in High School I was attracted to Asian me. Tastes evolve, that I’m sure of. So, I decided to expand my cuisine into Middle Eastern men.

He was certainly a handsome man, but his personality absolutely soured his physique. The first thing I noticed was he “complained” about things and generally had a negative temperament towards life. I should have ended it there, but I was thinking maybe he was just nervous and that things would change if i got to know him better.

So, I invited him over.

We chatted and I realized that I wasn’t interested at all. But he made his move on me and let’s just say I’m only human and let my libido get a hold of me. I didn’t let it progress beyond mutual handling of equipment. At the end, I don’t think he got my message.

Note to self: I need to be more explicit about my intentions as to whether or not I’m interested in the guy or not. 

What turned me off even more was that he continued to text me over the course of 6 weeks. On and off, desperately wanting to see me again. I, of course, handled the situation maturely by ignoring him entirely. There have been a few instances where he’s changed his Grindr profile and accidentally tricked me into saying “Hi” to him.

I think that eventually he finally got the message. He’s probably found the man of his dreams by now. At least I can be hopeful for someone else.

Hook-Up Guy #1: Tim

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The first guy I hooked-up with in this single life was named, Tim. I put a random ad out on craigslist just to see what would happen and he responded.

Stats:

  • Where did we meet: Craigslist
  • Age: 31
  • Height: 5’11
  • Weight: 165-170 lbs
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Position: Top – He’s “straight”
  • Penis Size: 8″
  • Best quality: Cock

The physical attraction towards Tim was/is intense. He’s a landscape designer/architect/garden expert, so he works hard physically. He’s definitely in shape, but not ripped. Lean body type with semi curly hair. A bit on the longer side, not a huge plus for my tastes.

We immediately hit it off in my apartment and had a great time. The hook-up was sexually fulfilling. I paid attention to him; he paid attention to me. Something I appreciate in a longer term relationship. From start-to-finish, the whole thing lasted for over an hour. It was fun!

I bring up Tim because there are qualities about him that allure and fascinate me. I don’t think he would do well as a long-term relationship for me because for one thing he considers himself straight. Yes, he’s fucked women and had long-term girlfriends for all of his life. He’s said that I’m the first guy he’s been with (yeah, right) and that he just gets these cravings once in a while.

More proof that sex for most men is purely physical – there is the separation of heart and libido here.

Another turn-off for me was his scruffy look. He had some facial hair which typically is a big turn-off for me; but the chemistry elsewhere outweighed the costs – namely his cock. So far, in all my escapades, Tim has the most gorgeous, perfect penis that I’ve seen in sexual partners. The size was a perfect 8 inches, smooth skin, not too veiny, a nice proportion of head and shaft. His pubic area was also well kept/maintained. (Was this guy really straight?! YES, he actually was – his attire screamed straight Pacific Northwesterner/Seattle-lite.)

All-in-all Tim was an awesome hook-up. I’d really like to hang out with him again.